Today I had to get some bloodwork done. I had my glucose tolerance test, which, for those of you who don't know, means that this morning at exactly 7:45am, I had to begin drinking a 10 oz. drink that had the color and taste of flat orange soda (or maybe a melted orange popsicle?), finish drinking said drink no later than 7:50am, go to the hospital by 8:35am, have them take a blood sample exactly one hour from when I finished drinking the drink (which was 7:48am), and then wait to see if the test results say my body can process glucose well enough.
As if that wasn't fun enough, many of you know how well my body likes to give up blood for tests (NOT WELL). I suppose my body figures it works hard to make that blood and isn't going to just give it to whoever sticks a needle in me first. At least I don't have to worry much about bleeding to death.
Anyway, in preparation for today's draw, I spent the last week drinking about as much water as my body could handle. Last night I made myself a little sick drinking so much water. But this morning, I had the quickest, easiest blood draw I have EVER experienced- 3 little vials in probably 30-40 seconds. It was INCREDIBLE. I was ecstatic. And let me tell you, it is worth having to pee every 10 minutes if it means you don't have to get stuck 3 times for your bloodwork.
Additionally, I learned that my blood pressure raises and falls very quickly with minimal activity changes. My systolic blood pressure dropped 22 points (numbers? blood presure units? Melissa Maughan, you should know.) within about a 5 minute period of time (walked down hall, took first reading, sat for 7 minutes, took second reading). Diastolic pressure dropped 10 points. Maybe this is normal, and I just have no idea. And yes, you can all be impressed that I know the terms systolic and diastolic AND that I even know that the systolic one is the number on the TOP. That is the kind of information my brain retains. Not the kind of information that tells me where I put my keys. NO, it can't retain that information CAN IT?!
But I can't get mad at my body, because I am still so proud that I was able to fill 3 vials in 30 seconds with only one poke. Seriously, it was amazing.